1. A Gee Wizz. People will laugh at you.
2. A Renault Twizy. People will laugh and point at you.
3. A 1960 Cadillac. And where would you park it
4. A Bentley Continental. Not for you, the preserve of Premier League
5. A Skoda S100. Think about your image.
6. An Aston Martin DB5. So you think you’re James Bond!
7. A BMW i8. The wrong shade of ‘green’.
8. A Toyota Prius. They will think you are a mini cab driver.
9. A Smart ForFour. There is ugly and there is….
10. A VW Up! It’s all in the name.
11. A Ferrari 458 Italia. In your dreams and your envious clients’.
12. A Hummer. No further comment required.
13. A Rolls Royce. Your fees must be extortionate.
14. A Lamborghini Hurican. The paint work options will make you dizzy.
15. A Jeep. It’s not a Range Rover!
16. A Morgan Plus 8. Just a little too flat cap and tweeds.
17. A Lotus 7. Just try getting a client into one of these.
18. A stretched limo. OK, plenty of room, but really!
19. A BMW M3. Yes, but you can’t always get what you want.
20. A 1966 Alfa Romeo Giulia GTA. Sorry, this car has a reputation to